International Federation of Competitive Eating

News from Wisconsin, Sonya Thomas, a 99 pound woman, ate 35 Bratwursts in 10 Minutes. It gets crazier. She won the event at at, get this, an International Federation of Competitive Eating sanctioned event. Yes, that's right. There is an IFOCE. Who would have thunk!

It gets worse. The IFOCE has a web page dedicated to Ms. Thomas' eating accomplishments. She can eat anything! I want to puke just reading some of the items on her list.

• 8.31 pounds of Vienna Sausage
• 5.75 pounds of Tempura Deep Fried asparagus
• 8.4 Pounds Baked Beans
• 11 pounds of Cheesecake
• 80 Chicken Nuggets
• 65 Hard Boiled Eggs
• 25 grilled cheese sandwiches
• 9 Pounds Crawfish Jambalaya
• 38 Maine Lobsters
• 4 pounds toasted ravioli
• 7.75 pounds Turducken
• 48 soft chicken tacos
• 6 pounds Meatballs
• 46 Dozen Acme Oysters
• 23 pulled pork sandwiches
• and more

You should look at some of the other profiles too. Scary stuff.

Well, in this day and age when Islamic nuts think it is ok to blow up trains and planes and building full of civilians, then induldging in over-eating ain't that bad.

PS.. she is single. Yea baby!